I’m not one to play much poker, if any. If I’m going to sit around a table with a bunch of dudes and play anything, it’s going to be Risk. Or maybe Star Frontiers. That would change, however, if the dudes were Claptrap from Borderlands, Brock Samson from The Venture Bros., Sam from Sam & Max, and (are you kidding me?!) Ash from Army of Darkness. These are your opponents in Poker Night 2, now available for iOS.
And did I mention the dealer is GLaDOS from Portal and Portal 2? Suddenly, every party I’ve ever thrown or attended just seems so incredibly lame.
I mean, would you look at that? The ace of spades is the Necronomicon, for crying out loud! (Whoa. Wrong card.)
Poker Night 2 is available now for the iPhone, iPad and iPod touch. It’ll set you back $4.99, but if you don’t like that, go ahead and run. Run home and cry to mama! Maybe she’ll loan you the $5.00. Take her to www.telltalegames.com for more information.