From the days when the first humans stared up at the night sky, mankind has had but one dream: to achieve sexual gratification with electronic devices. And though our ancestors achieved that goal, it’s time for our generation to take electronic self-stimulation to the next level. Thankfully, OhMiBod is all over this with an Indiegogo campaign to add WiFi capabilities to their remote-controlled vibrator.
The device, as it stands (or reclines), already allows the vibrator to be controlled via the OhMiBod Remote smartphone app over Bluetooth. But Bluetooth is a short-range networking protocol, and what if you want to activate a vibrator from anywhere in the world?
Yes, that is a sentence I just typed.
Features of the app/vibrator include:
- Touch control
- Tap and save
- Preset patterns
OhMiBod is trying to raise $20,000, and they’re already halfway there with 39 days left. There are still some good deals to be had for backers, to wit:
- $89 gets you one of the new devices (retail value $129). Limited to 250 backers, and almost 100 have been claimed thus far. Also includes a “wearable panty.” Not the other kind.
- Two- and three-pack deals (also limited in quantity)
- Or pick up a T-shirt for $29 with the logo
You can read more about the OhMiBod project on their IndieGoGo page.