The best iPod anti-theft device. Ever.

Here’s something to keep you amused. With iPod (and iPhone) theft on the rise, there’s never been a better time to put that funky device somewhere safe. Sure you can chain it up or lock it somewhere, but why not stick it inside some uncool device, let’s say, the Zune? Hide-A-Pod was built to look like a Zune, but the nifty device has a slot for your beloved iPod. Welcome to the (anti-) social.

Oh, and remember how the Zune can “squirt” tunes wirelessly to other zunes? Well, Hide-a-Pod doesn’t leave iPod users out in the cold because it comes with an optional “squirt” feature. Simply fill the “squirt module” with liquid and slide it into your Hide-a-Pod. Each time you see a Zune user, press that play button and “squirt” away. Hours of “squirting” fun for the low price of $29.95.

Disclaimer: This is vaporware (aka it doesn’t exist). Ha! We had you there for a second.

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