By now, we’ve all seen the photos and video of the “Mac mini 2009 Edition” and, well…excuse me while I fall asleep. Five USB ports seems to be all there is to see on this bad boy, and the case design doesn’t look upgraded one bit, except for a slightly more rounded top edge. Are we seriously to believe that Apple would not continue its gray and black aluminum and glass material scheme? For a moment, though, let’s assume this is totally genuine…

You’re turning green. I can see it. And not in a Hulky way; no, it’s more like an envious green. This kid has the one product that many of us have been dreaming about for some time now. Well, kinda. This is the closest anyone will be getting to a MacBook nano until at least next year, if at all. It’s obviously not a Macintosh—no, it’s a Hackintosh—but it’s still pretty sweet.