News Flash: People who approve iPhone apps still morons

Dear Apple: What, exactly, are the qualifications for working as an application reviewer for the iTunes store? Because while you have a great many of brilliant people working as programmers and designers, you seem to have gone to the trouble to have first invented time travel so that you could open a portal to the Victorian era and pass the jobs on to the people who went around covering piano legs so as not to inspire lust in the young lads.