With Apple’s famously restrictive and irregularly enforced standards of morality for iPhone applications, I’m surprised it’s taken this long for the makers of “adult” games to realize what everyone else knows: you can easily get porn on the iPhone by using Safari. True, you can’t use Flash in Safari, but one plucky startup hasn’t let that deter them from creating a game where you pay to stimulate cartoon women by rubbing your finger furiously along a touch screen. For points.

Steve Jobs said “porn” was one of the things Apple was going to keep off the iPhone. An empty promise, of course, because not only did they include a web browser, but users are also free to load their own movies and pictures on it.

The only area in which Apple could exert this control is on the applications, where Apple gets to vet every single program before it gets to the iPhone.

Which is what makes Joost so odd. Because not only does the streaming video app crash a lot and feature a terrible user interface, it also has porn. Right there, on the “popular” video section, in a video entitled “Shirt Off – Tropical Honeys.” And that’s a pretty accurate description.