We’ve already summarized the Apple earnings call for you, but now the call has been transcribed for your reading pleasure by the good folks at SeekingAlpha.

To start off the call, Peter Oppenheimer gave us the run down on all of the important details.

First, we sold more Macs than we have in any other quarter in Apple’s history. Second, we sold more iPhones in the September quarter than in all previous quarters combined. Third, we sold more iPods than in any prior non-holiday quarter and finally, we generated more revenue and earnings than in any previous September quarter in Apple’s history.

It’s also quite evident that Apple’s iPhone is doing well; even better than expected, actually.

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The unboxing, followed by uncasing of the MacBook Pro, contains a comparison of current and last generation models. Both picture sets actually give decent walkthroughs on the features of both machines. Plus, if you ever feel the need to rip apart your new machine, they detail every step they made to take theirs apart.