iPhone? You can’t handle the iPhone! [updated]

How do you fix all the network traffic issues in New York? By stopping all sales of iPhones, of course. Wait…what? Seriously? AT&T’s best, most obvious solution to network congestion issues is to simply stop selling one of their most popular phones? “Yes, this is correct, the phone is not offered to you because New York is not ready for the iPhone.” – Daphne, an AT&T Customer Service Representative.