This is going to be a very easy review for me to write. “Because you’re the Perfect Guy, Kirk?” you ask, “and are therefore an expert on the subject?” No. I still watch Godzilla movies and have mathematically proven that guys shouldn’t have to put the toilet seat down when we’re finished with our business, so I’m far from the “perfect guy.” Rather, it’s because I already reviewed this app when it was Perfect Girl. But Appletell is an equal opportunity reviewer, so here we go.

How much would you sacrifice for the perfect girl? Three month’s salary? The freedom to eat baked beans from the can right over the stove? How about 99 cents? That’s right, 99 cents. Perfect Girl for iPhone and iPod touch is hilarious, and it’s just what your typical guy needs, single or not…for about five minutes away. By then, you’re likely to get tired of her, but that’s just typical male behavior, right?