Steve Wozniak to compete on Dancing With the Stars?

Steve Wozniak…the Steve Wozniak…the Woz…is going to be appearing on this season’s Dancing With the Stars. Does the Woz know you can’t do the rumba on a Segue? The show traditionally features B- or C-list celebrities/athletes competing against each other in a variety of dance styles from around the world. There’s no word yet on whether ABC will include “the robot” this year to even the playing field between the Woz and…well, everybody else.