Michael Bay and Megan Fox to Reunite for ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

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Stand tall America! The pride is back! Walk with your head held high secure in the knowledge that we live in a country where two terrible people can put aside their petty differences and come together to create an unnecessary pile of garbage.

 Yes! Michael Bay has announced that Megan Fox will be a part of the upcoming “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.” Miracles can happen!

Many have thought that their split was irreparable after Fox compared Bay to Hitler (a comparison that many have criticised her for but I’d like to think she was comparing Bay to Hitler in the sense that both of them are terrible artists) but apparently Bay is letting bygones be bygones.

It’s unknown at this point what role Fox will be playing in the movie. Some have speculated that she’ll be playing reporter April O’Neil but I also seem to remember  that a female Ninja Turtle with a disturbing pair of unnatural turtle boobs was introduced at one point. So, y’know, she could be playing that role.


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