Here’s your box office report for this past weekend, complete with snarky commentary.
2.) The Conjuring, $22.1M. It’s weird how Patrick Wilson’s total lack of charisma is actually an attribute here.
3.) Despicable Me 2, $16M. If you get a half-day at work today, it’s because the movie passed $300 million this weekend. So, enjoy your time off. Go crazy.
4.) Turbo, $13.3 M. Can’t be all bad since the movie employed Richard Jenkins and Paul Giamatti.
5.) Grown Ups 2, $11.5M. The fact that more people know Maria Bello from the two Grown Ups movies, and not The Cooler and A History of Violence, makes me want to punch the movie industry in the face.