Readers, I have something I need to tell you. Back when I was in middle school, I was a John Mayer fangirl. I’m talking posters, desktop wallpapers, phone wallpapers, actual wallpaper, stickers, binder inserts, and a “tattoo” I used to write on my hand everyday which said “Mrs. Mayer”. I’ve also watched his Chappelle Show sketch at least 100 times, which I still maintain is hilarious! But yes, I know, it was bad. My poor parents. Naturally, I just HAD to go to the two concerts he performed in Los Angeles and I dragged my poor father along with me to each one. Even worse, we couldn’t get seats together the second time so my father probably looked like an uber creeper sitting next to pre-teen girls that weren’t his daughter. But he endured. I owe you one, pops.
Anyways, my point is that when I realized today was John Mayer’s birthday, I was a little upset at myself. I mean I didn’t even realize it! What kind of fan am I? Admittedly, I lost a little interest when he started on his weird interviews and odd dating conquests but I still have love for you, John!
So to celebrate you and your acoustic glory of strange singing facial expressions…
Like this one:
And this one:
I have compiled a list of 10 John Mayer Gifs because well, Room for Squares was my favorite album and he was my middle school husband (unbeknownst to him).
1) Happy Birthday, John:
2) You are truly a talented musician:
3) You’ve always been very introspective:
4) Your wardrobe is unbeatable:
5) Your hair is a national treasure:
7) You’re also super adorable:
8) You have a great sense of humor:
9) You don’t let rejection get you down:
10) And you make one hilarious SNL impersonation:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHN! I STILL HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH! I swear I’m not creepy, guys…