Since we’re in the middle of a long weekend that features morons fighting over discounted TVs at the crack of dawn, how about a little more ridiculousness? According to Collider, Vin Diesel was recently asked on Facebook what director he’d like to work with in the future. Diesel’s reply: “Kojak… New York… Ang Lee…”
The answer initially sounded preposterous, but then I had a change of heart. This is the time of the year to dream big, to expect miracles. Good for Vin Diesel, who has inspired me to reach for the stars no matter how delusional the plan sounds. So, dear readers, I’d like…
1.) Gone with the Wind..remake…kittens.
2.) Woody Allen…my unbearable high school short stories…Gatsby opulence
3.) Family Ties…Columbus, Ohio…Lars von Trier
4.) The Grifters…musical…Muppets
I have more ideas, but I don’t want to get ahead of myself. This will do for now.