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The Trailer for ‘The Brittany Murphy Story’ is Here

I love you, Lifetime Movie Network. I really, really do. I appreciate the fact that you make grindhouse movies for the middle-aged aunts of the world. I adore your brand of watered down, mawkish sleaze, sincerely and genuinely. But jeepers creepers guys, you just went too far this time.

Ken Jeong to murder David Hasselhoff in an untitled WWE produced comedy

What is it about Ken Jeong? How could he be so funny on Community but so very unfunny in everything else? How is that even possible? He’s like the January Jones of comedy in that once you remove him from within the magical confines of his critically acclaimed TV series, he’s practically useless. And that’s more »

Production on ‘Ant-Man’ has finally begun

After years of development hell, production on “Ant-Man” has finally begun. Director Peyton Reed unofficially made the announcement on Twitter yesterday while Film Buff Online has given us Marvel Studios official announcement which includes a cast list and a film synopsis and Stan Lee’s name and all sorts of hooplas and hollers and ricketa-racketa and more »

Ian Ziering demands bigger payday for ‘Sharknado 3′

In his autobiography, “Back to the Batcave”, Adam West talks about time he was pulled into Batman producer William Dozier’s office shortly after he made the cover of Life magazine. Dozier showed West the cover and calmly reminded the actor –and I’m paraphrasing here – “there were seven Tarzans” before dismissing him. Dozier’s message to more »

‘Godzilla 2′ is set to crash through theaters in 2018

Hey guys! Did you like Gareth Edwards’ “” reboot? Did you love all of the gaping plot holes? Did you enjoy spending time with all of the bland, personality-challenged characters that the film inexplicably and punishingly focused on? How about the fact that every time something interesting was about to happen, the film would immediately more »

Smallest Woman in the World has just been added to the cast of ‘American Horror Story: Freakshow’

Sure, American Horror Story may be gimmicky, it may be very dumb and it may be campy for the sake of being campy but you can’t say it isn’t entertaining. Where else on television would you see James Cromwell play a former Nazi scientist who is harassed by aliens? What other cable-series last year had more »

Marvel Studios is developing an ‘Inhumans’ movie

The success of “The Guardians of the Galaxy” has further emboldened Marvel Studios to adapt some of their deeper and relatively more obscure cuts into quirky multi-million dollar movies. Case in point, The Dissolve is reporting that Marvel is now moving forward with an “Inhumans” movie. “What are The Inhumans?”, you didn’t ask. Well, the more »

Michael Bay may not be directing ‘Transformers 5′

Sad news from the land of glitter and dreams, Michael Bay may not be a part of “Transformers 5: Planet of the Earth”. According to The Dissolve, the sensitive artiste and  his off-putting Ellen DeGeneres inspired hairdo are washing their hands of the franchise and moving on to greener, less CGI-heavy pastures. According to the universally more »

Noo ‘Terminator’ flim two bee rettilted ‘Terminator: Genisys’

Breaking news! The President calls for calm after tragic movie title misspelling! According to The Verge, millions of Americans were shattered when the title for the upcoming Terminator film “Genesis” was retitled “Genisys”. It’s unknown at this time why the producers would intentionally misspell a word in front of God and our families. Some have more »

The ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies’ movie may finally leave Development Hell

Long ago and far away, “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” wasn’t just a not very good book that your more annoying friends wouldn’t stop raving about, it was also one of the hottest properties in Hollywood. The proposed film not only attracted the interest such high-profile actresses as Emma Stone, Anne Hathaway, Scarlett Johansson and more »

Ricky Gervais’ David Brent character to return in an upcoming mockumentary

“It means I’m doing something right”, Ricky Gervais says in response to his critics in those annoying Audi A3 ads that were so inescapable to viewers of FX’s Fargo. And he’s not wrong. He did give us The Office, after all. But that was 13 years ago and since then Gervais has become- as former more »

Could Melissa McCarthy headline an all-female cast in ‘Ghostbusters 3′?

In news that may cause fanboys to run to Twitter to translate their porcine shrieks of entitlement into impotent, ALL-CAPS rage, The Verge is reporting that a new “Ghostbusters” film could start filming next year and “it might look very different from the wise-cracking crew in the first two films”. Apparently, Paul Feig – the more »