As you know, Google Glass is becoming more of a reality everyday. But for those of us who are not in the developers’ inner circle, we’re all just waiting for more news about the release date and features. But it seems Conan O’Brien didn’t feel like waiting any longer, and he took it upon himself to showcase what he thought the features of Google Glass should be. Conan introduced the over-bearing Google Glass Helper, which does exactly what it sounds like: helps you with almost everything. Well actually, everything.
All you have to do is say “Ok Glass. Help” and you’ll be well on your way to getting more help than you ever wanted. From recommending delivery restaurants (since you don’t like to leave your house) to helping you urinate with images of waterfalls and other sounds, Google Glass Helper has your back. It can even predict the probability of you dying along. Information I don’t need to hear!
In the words of Team Coco, “It’s the new wearable computer that really cares about you, and your weird fetish porn.”
Check out the video below: