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4K Ultra HD Finally Gets What It’s Been Missing: Porn

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If you’ve been thinking of making the leap to a 4K Ultra HD TV but you’ve been worried about your pornography’s resulting resolution, fear not! I mean what good is phenomenal resolution without, well, porn? In the past, it’s always porn that brings new technological developments to the next level. Why do you think the internet is so popular? Think about it.

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Anyways, the porn industry clearly wants to ensure that 4K Ultra HD is here to stay, so they’re cranking out (no pun intended; I hate myself) new adult movies to compliment your high-resolution screens. After all, 4K Ultra HD means four times the number of pixels of standard full HD. And what you want to see in those pixels is entirely up to you.

San Diego-based Naughty America has released the self-proclaimed first 4K porn trailer for a series of upcoming Ultra HD adult movies.

“Our aim is to make your fantasy a reality. To do this, Naughty America lives on the leading edge of technology,” founder Andreas Hronopoulos said in a statement.

Much like other subscriber services, Naughty America will charge subscribers a monthly $25 fee for unlimited online streaming access to their HD adult films, and if you want the 4K goods, it’s going to cost you an additional $10 per month.

These 4K porn shoots are more than a red couch, however. Hronopoulos said filming these 4K films requires a a hefty investment in equipment, including cameras and they need to be edited on Apple’s new Mac Pro.

“You need a lot of computing power,” he told The Wall Street Journal. “The closer we can come to making it feel like you’re there, the more successful we are.”

Because who doesn’t want to feel like they’re right in the middle of a…nevermind.

And in a strange exchange, Naughty America is accepting your unused holiday gift cards from retailers such as Best Buy, Target in exchange for online access to adult films. Therefore, instead of getting mad at your Aunt Becky about getting you a Starbucks giftcard even though you don’t drink coffee, just slyly use it for something else. You can read more here.

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  • brutony!

    Most porn isnt even in HD-and that APPALLS me! Imagine, watching porn in SD! What are we-Barbarians?