Just give up – Nathan Fielder conquered Instagram

If you haven’t watched Comedy Central’s Nathan For You yet, then you are seriously missing out. No, I really mean it. I will sit here and wait for you to watch the “Dumb Starbucks” episode, and then you can return to read this post. I’m waiting…

Delaware doesn’t think you’re entitled to online privacy once you’re dead

Well, I’m not moving to Delaware anytime soon. As if the immense grief of my untimely passing wouldn’t shake my family members to the core, having access to all my online accounts (i.e. Facebook, Google, email) wouldn’t help. However, Delaware seems to think all your online accounts are more or less physical assets which should be distributed to your family members upon your death.

Is YouTube’s Music Key the streaming service for you?

Although there’s been some backlash lately against music streaming services, that doesn’t mean they’re slowing down. Just last month, I finally made the leap to Spotify Premium and I’d be lying if I said my life isn’t monumentally better as a result. Finally, I can listen to “Dancing On My Own” by Robyn even when I’m underground. So, it’s no surprise that YouTube has decided to try its hand at a streaming music subscription service. Although it’s not yet official, new screen leaks suggest that YouTube will be realeasing YouTube Music Key to compete in the streaming game.

The Ventev powercase 1500 is an ideal travel companion

The Ventev powercase 1500 features an easy-to-assemble design and a battery capacity of 1500mAh. Imagine all the in-flight possibilities! And you can play as many hours of Temple Run has your fingers can handle.


It’s Tuesday morning, so you’re probably sexting

I was on a glorious vacation last week in my exotic hometown of Los Angeles, and it was amazing. However, it was like as soon as I declared I wouldn’t do any work on my vacation, the Internet gods deemed it would release all the most wonderful tidbits of writeable news. It was a tease, but now I’m back to remedy the situation. One of my favorite news tidbits was the new data that revealed when most people get their sext on. And while you would think it would be at nights or on the weekends, it is actually the VERY sexual Tuesday mornings that won the competition. Go on with your bad self, Tuesday mornings.

TinderUs thinks you should spend $50 to up your Tinder game

Well, OKCupid already let the cat out of the bag this week in terms of the UNIMAGINABLE AND TOTALLY UNEXPECTED SECRET TO THE ONLINE DATING WORLD. So what’s the secret? Everyone is shallow, and it should be no surprise that people care about looks as a top priority when it comes to dating. So, it’s a wonder that TinderUs thinks it can bamboozle gullible people into thinking a $50 Tinder consultation will change anything for them. That’s right, 50 dollars! That’s useful dating money just being thrown away!

‘On 2 Bean Bags’ reviews the MiP balancing robot

The ‘On 2 Bean Bags’ girls love souvenirs, and that’s exactly what we got with MiP. The adorable balancing robot was exhibiting at the WowWee booth at CE Week, and we couldn’t help but take him home. Check out all the fun we had with our new robot friend!

Russia has restored control over the gecko sex satellite

Phew, we were all worried there for a second, but those sex-crazed lizards are back under Russian control. According to a statement from Russian space agency Roscosmos, control has been restored over the orbiting Foton-M4 satellite. If you recall, the satellite was launched a week ago for the purpose of observing gecko mating habits in zero gravity.

Amazon launches customizable 3D printing store

Along with Home Depot’s recent 3D printing news, Amazon has, of course, decided to take a piece of the customized 3D-printed pie. And it actually looks really cool. Consumers can now customize 3D-printed goods in terms of size, color, material and design. Products include jewelry, electronics, toys, games, phone cases, home decor, and heck even little bobbleheads!


Russia has lost control of a gecko sex satellite in space

Ground control to Major Tom: There’s lizards doing the dirty in space, and mission control has lost the ability to control it. In my web-perusing, I was lucky enough to come across this news gem. And it’s Friday, so I’m going to write about it. Consider it your Funky Friday Fun Fact.

Coolio will release new music through…Pornhub?!

Apparently, Pornhub is giving Coolio some models for his video “Take It To The Hub,” in exchange for an exclusive premiere of Coolio’s new tracks. Because isn’t that what you really want to see when you come to Pornhub? Coolio? I’ll take your suspicious silence as a yes!

Stop the madness: Motorola unveils digital tattoos

Are we that lazy? It seems smartphone-owners would rather not take the five seconds it requires to enter a PIN to unlock their phones. So, Motorola’s solution? Temporary tattoos! And they’re not even cute; they look like ringworm mixed with a cigarette burn. It’s like the ultimate mood-killer, but it’s totally worth it if you can unlock your phone in one second, right? WRONG! Admittedly, I was all on board with the fingerprint sensors from companies such as Apple and Samsung, but I was fine with the technology ending there.