Utah Valley University designates special texting lane

No, this is not an Onion article. This is real life, and I am ashamed in all of you for contributing to this ridiculous storyline. But it’s so ridiculous that it’s laughable and therefore, it’s right up my alley of musings. Basically, Utah Valley University (Utah’s largest public university) has decided that its texting students are too slow to be in the general walking traffic and therefore must be herded like cattle into their own special texting lanes. Once again, I repeat, this is real life.

Kickstarter Project Spotlight: Planty smart planter

When I came across the Planty crowdfunding campaign on Kickstarter, I felt like my needs had been answered. It’s a smart planter that notifies you when your plants need water, AND you can then water your plants via a connected smartphone app. It’s so easy a caveman could do it!

Tickr X: best heart rate monitor and bonus for runners

It may be a bold statement to say that Wahoo’s Tickr X heart rate monitor transmitter is the best I’ve ever tried in the past 15 years, but this is no ordinary workout strap.

25 gifs to celebrate National Pizza Day

Put on The Pizza Underground, and check out these 25 gifs for National Pizza Day 2015.

The 15 best tweets about Netflix being down

Luckily for me, I had a Sixers game to watch last night so I didn’t even notice that NETFLIX WAS DOWN. By the time I got home last night, it was all ready for my bedtime ritual which consists of two episodes of Friends. IT SOOTHES ME, OKAY?! However, others were not so lucky and many Netflix-subscribers found their nights ravaged by the perils of having to find something else to do.

So, here are the 15 best Tweets about Netflix being down.

The 10 best #Snowmageddon2015 tweets

Because what’s the point of a disappointing emergency weather alert if we can’t have a laugh on Twitter about it? Here’s the 10 best #Snowmageddon2015 tweets in response to winter storm Juno’s moment of fame.

10 gifs of cute animals in snow

If you’re in the Northeast, chances are you’re bracing for the blizzard of 2015, or her alias, Juno. Over here at Technology Tell, we’re staring out our office windows at the flurries of snow beginning to circle Philadelphia. And while this blizzard brings with it potential issues with losing power and transportation problems, I’m still a big fan of snow. So, to get more of you on board I figured I’d share 10 gifs of cute animals in snow. How can you not find these guys adorable?!

The 20 best #DeflateGate tweets

To celebrate Friday and goofing off at work, here’s my 20 favorite #Deflategate tweets. Balls, balls and more balls.

The five stages of CES 2015 withdrawal

“CES this” and “CES that”…Marsha Marsha Marsha! Am I right? I can’t believe it’s already been a week since I walked the CES 2015 show floor for the last time, and already I’m pretty confident that I’ve gone through the five stages of CES 2015 withdrawal. “But Hannah, what does that even mean?” I’m glad you asked! Allow me to explain…

My 11 favorite moments of CES 2015

Okay, I am officially back from CES 2015, and not nearly as rested as I would like to be. When are the complimentary CES massages? Although I am still in jet-lagged/zombie Hannah mode, I wanted to quickly share my 11 favorite moments from CES 2015 because let’s face it I’ll forget.

My top five favorite moments of CES Press Day 2015

Admittedly, I’ve been super stressed out about CES 2015. I mean, there’s just so much to see and so little time to see it. And you know, Las Vegas has a habit of being distracting. HIT ME! (That’s a Blackjack reference, right? I’m sticking to the slots). Anyways, it’s my second year on the notorious CES train, and I feel like I’m finally learning the CES dos and don’ts, as well as the “see” and “don’t see” guidelines. Thus, I feel like I’ve been taking advantage of all the fun “rites of passage” that CES Press Day 2015 can provide.

Here’s another “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” for your Friday

Last night’s “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets” is the 8th in the Jimmy Kimmel Live series and features celebrities like Gerard Butler, Lena Dunham (my favorite mean tweet), and even Britney Spears. So, procrastinate your work a little longer and check it out.