You can’t make this stuff up, people. Well, you could probably make this stuff up if you really tried. Nevermind. Anyway, this week on Oddball Tech, you can have a t-shirt that tells everyone you tweet. Why? Because you can. Motorola picks a side in the upcoming humans vs. robots war. Maybe we should have bought KRZRs, huh? Fresh out of the Google labs is “Google Prophecies.” All this and astronauts, too!

Even us geeks have to dress sharp. PANiQ has introduced its line of clothing that lets you create a personal area network. Their clothing puts a touchpad on fabric. Adding a dongle to an iPod or other device allows you to control it using the clothing’s built in touchpad.

What other devices will you be able to control? Cell phones, iPhones, iPods, and PANiQ’s own walkie-talkie and AM/FM radio devices. The walkie-talkie and radio will be available in the spring.