Who’s on Crack in tech: 10.17.2008 Edition

This is where we call out by names the actions and companies that seem odd, out of touch or just plain straight up smokin’ crack. Technology is an odd realm where PR speak doesn’t hold a lot of water if the 1s and 0s don’t line up. This week sees posturing, positioning and flat out insanity. Here is what caught my eye this week:

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• The new Joost.
• No BlackBerry for you.
• Apple’s newest MacBooks.
• The entire European Union.