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My 10 best Dead or Alive 5 Plus screenshots

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I love taking screenshots with my Vita. Typically, I use these captured moments to save cute event scenes from RPGs or annoy friends. With Dead or Alive 5 Plus, I was snapping pictures of anything I found ridiculous or gratuitous. As you can guess, I’ve taken a lot of Dead or Alive 5 Plus screenshots.

As much fun as it has been to share these images with my friends (whether they want them or not), with odd commentary (“Women’s bodies don’t move like that! Mine don’t!”), it’s limiting. Sure, a handful of people see Dead or Alive 5 Plus screenshots I had to take, but it’s not enough. When something is this silly, you’ve got to share it with the world.

So here, in no particular order, are my 10 best Dead or Alive 5 Plus screenshots. Think of this as a gallery showing and enjoy!

dead or alive 5 plus kokoro
We’ll start with something tasteful. I took this one of Kokoro, because it was just so pretty! I love how her kimono looks and the cherry blossoms in the background offer a nice accent.

dead or alive 5 plus tina
Well, the whole tasteful approach didn’t last long. Of course, this is Dead or Alive 5 Plus. I snapped this picture for obvious reasons. You don’t wear something like that when you fight Tina! And that really isn’t an appropriate pose to assume when you lose!

dead or alive 5 plus mariposa
…Nevermind Tina. Mariposa just made your lose-pose look practically respectable.

dead or alive 5 plus
Hey look, it’s that dude. You know, the annoying dude. Zack! That’s his name. Here’s Zack performing a stunning example of male fanservice. I have to say, that lose-quote adds a whole new dimension to this piece.

zack dead or alive 5 plus
Actually, Zack is just plain awesome for Dead or Alive 5 Plus screenshot fodder, period. I guess that’s what happens when a character has absolutely no shame or respect for himself.

ayane dead or alive 5 plus
Do you see that condescendingly adorable look? That’s a look that says, “I don’t care about you or your trifling problems.” Ayane is truly the Grumpy Cat of Dead or Alive 5 Plus.

dead or alive 5 plus lei fang jan lee
This picture of Lei-Fang and Jan Lee would be so romantic… if it weren’t for the random Japanese guy who’s losing his toupee and the devastated subway car.

dead or alive 5 plus lei fang hitomi
Lei-Fang and Hitomi teach us that anyone preparing for a big Dead or Alive 5 Plus tournament should go on safari first.

bass dead or alive 5 plus
Here’s Bass looking very… primal. Yes, let’s go with primal. That’s a good way to describe a man in a luchador costume, bending back his head to scream so loud the world will hear him. I think this is the perfect meme image. Use it to declare your love for something. Like, “I love kittens!”

dead or alive 5 plus tiger
Finally, we wrap this Dead or Alive 5 Plus photo shoot up with a picture of an awesome tiger. How awesome is this tiger? Answer: Very!

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