That headline is a lie. We don’t need all of the Funko POP Mass Effect figures. We just need one. That Grunt one, up there. And by “we,” I pretty much mean “I,” though I’m sure you’ll need these little smufflebutts in your life too. Yes, the Funko POP Mass Effect figure line is so adorable, I’ve had to resort to gibberish to describe them. It’s a sickness, I tell you.
The Funko POP Mass Effect figure line contains five characters pulled from Mass Effect 2. Buyers can choose from Dude!Shep, the male version of Commander Shepard, Garrus, Tali, Grunt, and Miranda. Each figure will be $11.99, though I’m sure if you hunt around, you’ll be able to find some of them cheaper. (Maybe visit a few conventions. Order online. You’ll make it work.)
Don’t start looking until November 26, 2013 though. The Funko POP Mass Effect series hasn’t been released yet. Wait. No. Don’t start looking until November 27, 2013. Why? Well, I need a one day start. I have to make sure I get a Grunt and a Garrus. Because they’re Grunt and Garrus.
Now that I think about it, these would make fantastic video game stocking stuffers for friends. Grab a couple Garruses and Grunts, maybe a few Talis and Mirandas, and you’ll have all your Mass Effect fanatics covered. They’ll be so pleased, they’ll resort to gibberish to describe their new, vinyl friends too.