It’s all over folks. There wasn’t even a contest. When it comes to Pokemon Mega Evolutions, Mega Slowbro just went and blew every other freakishly overpowered Pokemon out of the park. Feel free to go home, because the true king has arrived.
Nothing is taking Mega Slowbro down, and I’m not just saying that because he has the Shell Armor ability that prevents its opponents from landing critical hits. It’s all because this wacky guy has permanently found places in all of our hearts.
Just look at that face. That horrified look is just precious. He knows something has gone horribly wrong in that symbiotic relationship and the Shellder has won. It’s all over for this Slowbro. There’s nothing left, so he may as well go full kamikaze and take as many opposing Pokemon out with him. This is the face of despiration, and it is adorable.
But now, we have even more proof that Mega Slowbro is the alpha and omega. Nintendo has given us an official trailer, and it is good.
Sorry Hitmontop – Mega Slowbro is the true top Pokemon now.
There’s no denying it. Mega Slowbro is the best. May as well accept it and start training a Slowbrow now, so you’ll have the perfect one ready to transfer into Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and Omega Ruby come October.
Now, if you’d excuse me, I have to giggle over all the #MegaSlowBro tweets on Twitter.