Wii Video Games Blamed For Rise In Effeminate Violence

The Onion has released a story which is probably the best response to any accusations of video game violence I have ever read. The article in question, titled “Wii video games blamed for rise in effeminate violence,” suggests that the cutesy games released for the system are softening up America’s children and turning them into prissy wusses who can’t defend themselves. In case readers aren’t aware, The Onion is a fake newspaper, where all of the news is completely false and absolutely hilarious.

My favorite line is an “quote” from supposed APA Committee member Paula Greer, which goes something like this:

“The Wii’s fluffy flowers and bright peach-colored sunlight glorify chasing precious talking rabbits with plungers … What kind of message is that sending to our children? That it’s ‘cool’ to act like some kind of electrical elf or banana fairy?”

I strongly suggest going to read the whole article, no matter what console you support. The imagery and situations depicted are hilarious and a great way to spend 10 minutes. After that, you may want want to stop by The Onions’ “Activision reports sluggish sales for Sousaphone Hero“ story.

Read [The Onion]