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I hate Pitiri 1977 – watch and see why

Traditionally, Fridays are slow days in the world of video games. Especially prior to events like GDC 2015. It’s why I take the time to record myself briefly playing games for your enlightenment and amusement. Today’s game is Pitiri 1977, a recent acquisition from Groupee’s Remute’s Hipster Orgy Bundle. It doesn’t go well. Which might more »

A Good Snowman is Hard to Build Review: Snow Much Fun

A Good Snowman is Hard to Build Price: $11.99 System(s): PC Release Date: Month Date, Year Publisher (Developer): Draknek (Alan Hazelden and Benjamin Davis) ESRB Rating: N/A, but I’d say it’s appropriate for all ages A Good Snowman is Hard to Build is the most fun I’ve ever had hugging a snowman. Think about it. more »

Toejam and Earl could return via Kickstarter

Don’t fake the funk, those lovable alien rap fanatics  are on their way back. Toejam and Earl: Back in the Groove  is currently seeking Kickstarter funding. Greg Johnson, one of the original game’s creators is behind the project. He’s promising an old school game like the first one, with an isometric view, 2D sprites and more »

A Good Snowman is Hard to Build price is tied to the temperature

Do you want to build a snowman? Of course you do! Especially with A Good Snowman is Hard to Build, a puzzle game releasing today that involves a black, amorphous monster building snowmen and then giving them hugs. That’s exactly the kind of thing that will brighten your Wednesday. In fact, I think we have more »

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Seven Hotties, All My Husbands: Words can be painful

At the behest of our honorable editor here at the Technology Tell Gaming Channel, Jenni Lada, I have started playing the infamous romance simulator Seven Hotties, All My Husbands. As Jenni previously mentioned, the game revolves around a lonely designer who wishes she could marry a hot guy. The morning after she yells this wish more »

Jungle Rumble Review: Jungle Boogie

Jungle Rumble: Freedom, Happiness, and Bananas Price: $4.99 System(s): Vita Release Date: Month Date, Year Publisher (Developer): Disco Pixel (Disco Pixel) ESRB Rating: “Everyone” Do you still find yourself singing, “Pon, pon, pata pon” under your breath at night? Is your Mii always wearing the Rhythm Heaven Fever monkey hat? If you answered yes to more »

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The Kirby Amiibo (almost) breaks Kirby and the Rainbow Curse

The Kirby Amiibo is adorable. The Meta Knight Amiibo is badass, and also kind of adorable. The King Dedede Amiibo, which I was lucky enough to pick up yesterday, is also freakin’ adorable. I’m gushing. I love these things. I even took a nice picture of them, because they’re the focus of this post. I’m more »

Show and Tell: A look at Princess Maker 2 (PC)

Ready to have some fun? Of course you are, that’s why you’re here. Well, Graham and I are here to hopefully make your day with a Princess Maker 2 episode of Show and Tell. That’s right, we’re proud parents of a 10 year old, virtual girl! Well, I still am. Graham has disowned her since more »

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The 5 best Kirby games EVER!

Look, folks – I am so excited about Kirby right now. Seriously, February 2015 is an awesome time to be a Kirby fan. We have a new game, Kirby and the Rainbow Curse. I get to review said new game, and that’s exciting all on its own since I haven’t reviewed a Nintendo game in more »

htoL#NiQ: The Firefly Diary Review: Deadly Imprecision

htoL#NiQ: The Firefly Diary Price: $19.99 System(s): Vita Release Date: February 24, 2015 Publisher (Developer): NIS America (NIS America) ESRB Rating: “Teen” for Blood and Fantasy Violence I am not the Invisible Woman. This means I’ve been forced to deal with an array of unpleasantness in my life that could have been solved by a more »

Don’t buy Darkest Dungeon from the Windows Game Store

Don’t buy Darkest Dungeon from the Windows Game Store Do you, for some reason, get your PC games from the Windows Game Store instead of Steam, Amazon, or direct from developers? If you did so for Red Hook Studio’s Darkest Dungeon, then you unintentionally did a very bad thing. The developer didn’t put its game more »

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One Piece Treasure Cruise Review: Puzzle and Dragons, Minus Puzzles, Plus Punching

One Piece Treasure Cruise Price: Free (microtransactions) System(s): Mobile Release Date: February 4, 2015 Publisher (Developer): Namco Bandai ESRB Rating: N/A As a One Piece fan, from back at the tail end of the 4Kids days (shout-out to the folks from even before that), it’s still hard for me to process Bandai Namco’s recent streak of game localizations. For a more »