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Skyrim Mudcrab sounds like Samuel L. Jackson

A number of the Skyrim mods I like best are incredibly lore friendly. Mods like Frostfall, which create cold-weather status effects, mods like iNeed, which forces the need for food, water, and sleep, and other similar mods are my general go-to. This doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy some of the sillier mods, however. For instance, more »

Dragon Age Inquisition has too many mountains

I’m a certain kind of Dragon Age Inquisition player. I relish taking on every sidequest and exploring every corner of the map. Rush through the story? Pshaw! There are more important things to do. You know, like clearing every marker off of a location’s map. The problem is, doing so has convinced me that the more »

When the Dragonborn met the Mudcrab

The rain poured furiously upon the plains of Whiterun. Thunder boomed from Dragonskeep to Broken Fang cave, and forks of lightening, purple and angry, broke the sky like shattered glass work. The fury of nature was a mere pittance compared to the fury of the battle in the bandit camp below. The Dragonborn, known as more »

Dark Souls 2 compilation heading to PlayStation 4, Xbox One

PlayStation 4 and Xbox One owners will get to hurl their controllers in frustration as Dark Souls 2 arrives in 2015 with the Scholar of the First Sin edition. Namco Bandai announced the new version will include the Crown of the Sunken King, Crown of the Old Iron King, and Crown of the Ivory DLCs and more »

Super Mario Bros. 3′s pyramid level is terrifying when you’re drunk

Last night, I hung out with some friends. As is our habit, we decided to get drunk and play . It turns out, I’m not very good at Super Mario Bros. 3 when I’m drunk, but then, that almost goes without saying. I got as far as the pyramid level in World 2 before I more »

I found the best Dragon Age Inquisition glitch

For the last week, my nights have been spent in Thedas. I can’t get enough of the latest Dragon Age game, and have even developed a fondness for the occasional Dragon Age Inquisition glitch. It helps that none of them are gamebreaking and that most of the ones I have found are minor or even more »

Technology Tell 2014 Xbox 360 Gift Guide

It’s that time of year again everyone! If you haven’t already started Christmas shopping for those special someones in your life, you’re bound to be getting started soon. We’re here to tell you all about how the Xbox 360 is still a legitimate gift to get for those someones. Sure the Xbox One has been more »

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Dragon killing is easy in Dragon Age Inquisition

Dragons are a big deal in the Dragon Age series. They have to be in that virtual world, for its inhabitants to use them to determine times and dates. Which is why I found it a bit odd that it was so easy to slay my first dragon in Dragon Age Inquisition. I’d heard the more »

I know why the Skyrim Dawnguard DLC annoys me

For the longest time, essentially since I started playing the game, the Skyrim Dawnguard DLC has bugged me. I couldn’t put my finger on why, either. I enjoyed the addition of crossbows into the game. I absolutely adore the new armor, and it’s my favorite looking armor next to the Imperial Studded armor. Plus, I’ve more »

Telltale Games: Game of Thrones is real

Yes, you read right. Telltale games is charging full steam ahead. Tales from the Borderlands is releasing November 25th, 2014, but then right after, sometime in December, Game of Thrones Episode One: Iron from Ice will be released. If you haven’t yet played either the Walking Dead, or Wolf Among Us from Telltale Games, I more »

Enough with Far Cry 4′s eagles

Far Cry 4 is a superb game. It needs to be said, because it’s the truth. It takes everything that was great about the previous game and amplifies it. There is, however, one small, ever-so-tiny problem. The worst part of the last game has also been magnified. I’m referring, of course, to those Far Cry more »

Dragon Age Inquisition bonds form more naturally

If you’re playing a BioWare game, you know you’re going to be putting in a lot of time and effort towards making friends, perhaps even finding a boyfriend or girlfriend. It’s the way things go, as relationships matter. Dragon Age Inquisition is no different, though bonding is a lot more natural this time around. Instead more »