Tiny Tower Vegas is a blatant cash grab

I like NimbleBit. I appreciate that the developer makes free-to-play iOS and Android games that you can (normally) actually enjoy for free. Which is why I was excited about Tiny Tower Vegas. Disco Zoo had me obsessed, I played Star Wars: Tiny Death Star for weeks, even though I’ve never seen a movie or played more »

You can’t buy The Stomping Land anymore

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Though, to be honest, The Stomping Land was never really very mighty to begin with. It was only an Early Access title. Still, it involved dinosaurs, and they’re pretty huge, so I figure it’s okay to go this route. The Stomping Land‘s life thus far has been… problematic. It more »

White and light pink Vita is the color of love

“There were otome-related game announcements during Sony’s Japan Asia 2014 press conference and Jenni is going to talk about them? What a shock!” …Said no one ever. Let’s face it, it’s a thing I do. I like dating sims because they amuse me, so of course I’ll cover announcements related to them. Which is why more »

Here’s the Metal Slime PS4

Were you excited about that White PS4 that’s coming in that neat Destiny bundle ? Sorry, but I have to burst your bubble. The Metal Slime PS4 is cooler. Yes, there is a Metal Slime PS4. It is silver, adorned with a Dragon Quest slime, and, thankfully, not really slimey. Brace yourselves, because here it more »

PS4 themes are exciting, Vita themes aren’t

There’s news out of Japan that will please many people who love to customize their systems. The PS4 is getting themes! On the less exciting side, Vita themes are on the way too. The former is exciting because, well, the PS4 is really pretty dull. All we get is a field of color. Granted, various more »

Persona 5 will be a dream on the PS4

I have always been eagerly anticipating Persona 5‘s release. Persona 3 and Persona 4 both made a big impact on my life, and some of my happiest gaming moments with friends involved us joking about Yosuke and Chie getting into some sort of love affair. (I seem to recall somebody saying, “Their children will be more »

The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll Review: Cute, cheap, collect-em-all

Denpa Men 3 Price: $9.99 System: Nintendo 3DS Release Date: May 8, 2014 Publisher (Developer): Genius Sonority (Genius Sonority Inc.) ESRB Rating: “Everyone” for Mild Fantasy Violence When I was offered The Denpa Men 3: The Rise of Digitoll to review, I had heard of Denpa Men, but I had never played any of the games. First there more »

These are Virtuix’s first four Omni games

A while back, I talked a bit about the Virtuix Omni, one of the first fully immersive gaming platforms. Players use a headset like the Oculus Rift (), and the Omni’s most important part, its platform that you walk on with specially designed shoes. The Virtuix Omni allows people to walk naturally in virtual reality, more »

Xenoblade on Nintendo’s New 3DS is a good first step

There’s a lot of yelling going on about Nintendo’s new hardware. The upgraded tech is cool, but people are wary of the platform getting a third remodel. Like the DSi, the 3DS is not only changing in look, but also gaining entirely new features. Unlike the DSi, the new features are almost shockingly substantial, and more »

Buy the 3DS and Wii U Super Smash Bros, get music!

I don’t have a Wii U (it’s hard getting electricity out here in my mystical glade, and fairy dust only powers things for so long), but if I did, Super Smash Bros would be on my to-buy list. It’s definitely on my to-buy list for my 3DS. This is because Nintendo has always delivered a more »

Pre-order those Amiibos!

Like the idea of Nintendo’s Amiibos? Well then, you can go ahead and start ordering your NFC figures now. Nintendo doesn’t have a release date for them yet, but they’re more than ready to start taking your money for these little guys. The launch lineup of Amiibos consists of 12 characters appearing in for the more »

I’m excited about 3DS themes

This is going to sound so silly, but I’m ridiculously excited about the 3DS themes. The Home Menu is going to get an upgrade thanks to new 3DS firmware, and that will let us customize the way . The image at the right is a good indication of what we can expect. See that? That’s more »