Hilariously bad box quotes

Just about the only thing funnier than bad box art are bad/ridiculous box quotes. Just as boombastic and stupid as bad art, dumb quotes can add that extra comedic panache to the grand gamer pass time of laughing at the past. Games Radar has an excellent list of the most ridiculous of all, from the sheer “awesomeness” of Gamepro’s Stranglehold quote: “the game is ripe with more awesomeness than Gears of War and Rainbow Six Vegas put together” to the utter stupidity of gamespy’s oh-so-articulate thoughts on Stuntman: “Stuntman ROCKS!”.