Finally, Dead or Alive fans will get to enjoy Kasumi’s bouncy, perky…uhhh…moves in glorious 3D in the upcoming Dead or Alive Dimensions. The game is set for a North American release for the Nintendo 3DS on May 21, 2011. Developed by Team Ninja, Dead or Alive Dimensions is chock-full of features and 25 playable characters that will keep your little thumbs twitching in combat for months.

Not only does it land on April 6, 2010, but the first paid DLC for Mass Effect 2 finally includes the oft-referenced and even more oft-denied character, Kasumi. There were even screenshots of her rumored existence within the game from Gamescom of last year. At the time, the validity of these were questioned a bit as they waited until closer to the release date to show them off. But now we know the truth. She’s real and she even has her very own dedicated DLC! The first in an undoubtedly long line of paid downloadable content for Mass Effect 2 centers entirely on Kasumi. Heck, it’s even called Kasumi’s Stolen Memory…

Our favorite Japanese import site, J-List (J-Box), has a chemical-free solution to Viagra. For only $22, you can order a book filled with images of Kasumi from the Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball videogame released in 2003 for the Xbox. Wagga wagga. Here’s the description from J-List (J-Box): This is a thick all-color softcover more »