You know all that time you spend with your hands busily fiddling with controller buttons and mini thumb sticks? That’s time you cannot possibly be eating and, if you are periodically dipping into the snack bowl, chances are good that you are getting greasy goo on your buttons. and that cannot possibly be good for your accuracy. You’re probably also spilling the snacks out of the bowl, which is just not cool, or making a mess of your hands (and, again, the controller). Nobody like a cheesy B button.

Gamer Grub by Biosolio Foods is looking out for your health and gaming accuracy by producing bagged and fortified snacks with tiny edible elements you can pour right into your mouth.

Remember that scene in Back to the Future II when the McFly family hydrated a pizza in a few seconds? That scene made me thing the year 2015 would be a lazy man’s paradise. I doubt we’ll be hydrating pizza in five years, but we can pretend we’re in the future with this awesome Starship Enterprise pizza cutter.

Title: Major League Eating: The GamePrice: 100 Wii Points (US$10.00)System(s): Wii (as WiiWare)Release Date: July 14, 2008Publisher (Developer): Mastiff (Sensory Sweep Studios)ESRB Rating: “Everyone 10+” for crude humor.Pros: Good utilization of the WiiMote’s motion controls, OK graphics and fairly addictive game play.Cons: Some Wii freezing glitches and lackluster minigames.Overall Score: One thumb up, one sideways; 86/100; B+; * * * 1/2.

Perhaps one of the oddest food related games is Major League Eating: The Game, a WiiWare release from Mastiff where you actually stuff your face as best as you can. It’s crude, it’s silly and it’s kinda fun.

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