When I was strolling along at E3, I happened to see Mini Me himself, Verne Troyer. He was playing a game at the Xbox 360 booth (sorry I didn’t catch the title) with another E3 patron.

It’s always nice to see celebs, but to see him someone like him was just awesome.

Title: Postal: The MoviePrice: $26.99 (DVD), $34.99 (Blu-Ray)Release Date: August 26, 2008Studio: Vivendi EntertainmentRating: “Not Rated” (Blood, violence, mature humor, nudity, strong language and sexual themes).Pros: Surprisingly decent cinematography and funny moments. Plenty of guest appearances and carnage. Ships with full version of Postal 2 videogame and includes Boll boxing matches as bonus feature.Cons: Some really low points of humor. Not quite as shocking as promised or bloody as expected but definitely not for kids.Overall Score: One thumb up and one thumb down; 75/100; C; * * 1/2 out of five.

It’s a sad truth that games based on movies generally suck. Movies based on games, unfortunately, usually aren’t much better.

So, if you embrace the inevitable crapitude and give one of the most offensive video games to a filmmaker infamous for horrible game-to-big-screen adaptations, you should get a pile of putrid stupidity in the form of an entirely dismissible movie, right?

Well, not exactly.

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